Not Now Kitten Shareholder Value Shirt | Funny Corgi Corporate T-Shirt | Finance Humor Tee | Dog Lover Gift

Not now, kitten. Daddy is increasing shareholder value.

This one is for the people who know the grind never stops, even when you’re six inches off the ground.

Featuring a smug corgi on the phone surrounded by lightning and full corporate-warrior energy, the Shareholder Value tee mixes business satire, internet humour, and peak corgi confidence into one ridiculous design.

Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee, it has a soft, lightweight feel and a classic fit that makes it easy to wear whether you’re closing deals, avoiding meetings, or pretending your spreadsheet is under control.

Product features

• Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee
• 100% ring-spun cotton on solid colours
• Lightweight, soft everyday feel
• Classic unisex fit
• Ribbed crew neck
• Tubular knit construction with no side seams
• Tear-away label
• Bold corgi corporate-humour graphic
• Great for office humour fans, dog lovers, finance people, entrepreneurs, and professional email avoiders

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry low
• Do not dry clean
• Do not iron directly over the design

EU representative: Angry Corgi Customs, angrycorgicustoms@gmail.com, 58 S Railway St E - PO BOX 329, Po Box 329, MacGregor, MB, R0H0R0, CA

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean