A long-sleeve cotton shirt that speaks to players, dungeon masters, and medieval-fantasy fans who appreciate dry humor and in-character banter. The front shows a weary knight leaning on his sword beneath the line “my tummy hurts,” rendered in a gothic, hand-drawn style with warm gold accents. The fabric has a midweight, slightly structured feel that drapes on the shoulders while the ribbed cuffs keep sleeves in place during campaigns or casual wear. Wear it to game nights, conventions, or lazy weekends when you want an outfit that’s both comfy and on-theme—this shirt reads like the inside joke you share with your party.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; Athletic Heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester (medium 6.0 oz/yd²)
- Classic fit with 1x1 ribbed collar and cuffs for stretch-and-recovery
- Neck and shoulder twill tape to prevent stretching and improve durability
- Double-needle bottom hem for reinforced edges and long-lasting wear
- Tear-away label for comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length, in | 26.50 | 28.50 | 30.50 | 31.50 | 32.50 |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 22.25 | 23.25 | 24.25 | 25.25 | 26.25 |
EU representative: Angry Corgi Customs, angrycorgicustoms@gmail.com, 58 S Railway St E - PO BOX 329, Po Box 329, MacGregor, MB, R0H0R0, CA
Product information: American Apparel 1304, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Do not tumble dry, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
A long-sleeve cotton shirt that speaks to players, dungeon masters, and medieval-fantasy fans who appreciate dry humor and in-character banter. The front shows a weary knight leaning on his sword beneath the line “my tummy hurts,” rendered in a gothic, hand-drawn style with warm gold accents. The fabric has a midweight, slightly structured feel that drapes on the shoulders while the ribbed cuffs keep sleeves in place during campaigns or casual wear. Wear it to game nights, conventions, or lazy weekends when you want an outfit that’s both comfy and on-theme—this shirt reads like the inside joke you share with your party.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; Athletic Heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester (medium 6.0 oz/yd²)
- Classic fit with 1x1 ribbed collar and cuffs for stretch-and-recovery
- Neck and shoulder twill tape to prevent stretching and improve durability
- Double-needle bottom hem for reinforced edges and long-lasting wear
- Tear-away label for comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length, in | 26.50 | 28.50 | 30.50 | 31.50 | 32.50 |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 22.25 | 23.25 | 24.25 | 25.25 | 26.25 |
EU representative: Angry Corgi Customs, angrycorgicustoms@gmail.com, 58 S Railway St E - PO BOX 329, Po Box 329, MacGregor, MB, R0H0R0, CA
Product information: American Apparel 1304, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Do not tumble dry, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean