Battery Low – Voice Processing Offline (Unisex Tee)
When your brain's buffering and your mouth forgot how to human — this is the shirt for you. "Battery Low: Voice Processing Offline" is for the socially drained, emotionally fried, and professionally done-with-it.
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Unisex fit
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Available in multiple colors and sizes
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Soft AF and built for burnout
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Design by Angry Corgi Customs, for the gloriously antisocial
Wear it when you're out of words but still showing up. Barely.
Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams for durability.
- Seamless design enhances style and reduces waste.
- Ribbed collar retains shape and elasticity.
- Made from soft, strong fabric ideal for printing.
- Ethically sourced cotton ensures comfort and quality.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Angry Corgi Customs, angrycorgicustoms@gmail.com, 58 S Railway St E - PO BOX 329, Po Box 329, MacGregor, MB, R0H0R0, CA
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
When your brain's buffering and your mouth forgot how to human — this is the shirt for you. "Battery Low: Voice Processing Offline" is for the socially drained, emotionally fried, and professionally done-with-it.
-
Unisex fit
-
Available in multiple colors and sizes
-
Soft AF and built for burnout
-
Design by Angry Corgi Customs, for the gloriously antisocial
Wear it when you're out of words but still showing up. Barely.
Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams for durability.
- Seamless design enhances style and reduces waste.
- Ribbed collar retains shape and elasticity.
- Made from soft, strong fabric ideal for printing.
- Ethically sourced cotton ensures comfort and quality.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Angry Corgi Customs, angrycorgicustoms@gmail.com, 58 S Railway St E - PO BOX 329, Po Box 329, MacGregor, MB, R0H0R0, CA
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean