When your brain's buffering and your mouth forgot how to human — this is the shirt for you. "Battery Low: Voice Processing Offline" is for the socially drained, emotionally fried, and professionally done-with-it.
Unisex fit
Available in multiple colors and sizes
Soft AF and built for burnout
Design by Angry Corgi Customs, for the gloriously antisocial
Wear it when you're out of words but still showing up. Barely.
Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams for durability.
- Seamless design enhances style and reduces waste.
- Ribbed collar retains shape and elasticity.
- Made from soft, strong fabric ideal for printing.
- Ethically sourced cotton ensures comfort and quality.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
When your brain's buffering and your mouth forgot how to human — this is the shirt for you. "Battery Low: Voice Processing Offline" is for the socially drained, emotionally fried, and professionally done-with-it.
Unisex fit
Available in multiple colors and sizes
Soft AF and built for burnout
Design by Angry Corgi Customs, for the gloriously antisocial
Wear it when you're out of words but still showing up. Barely.
Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams for durability.
- Seamless design enhances style and reduces waste.
- Ribbed collar retains shape and elasticity.
- Made from soft, strong fabric ideal for printing.
- Ethically sourced cotton ensures comfort and quality.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat