When your brain's buffering and your mouth forgot how to human — this is the shirt for you. "Battery Low: Voice Processing Offline" is for the socially drained, emotionally fried, and professionally done-with-it.
Unisex fit
Available in multiple colors and sizes
Soft AF and built for burnout
Design by Angry Corgi Customs, for the gloriously antisocial
Wear it when you're out of words but still showing up. Barely.
Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams for durability.
- Seamless design enhances style and reduces waste.
- Ribbed collar retains shape and elasticity.
- Made from soft, strong fabric ideal for printing.
- Ethically sourced cotton ensures comfort and quality.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Angry Corgi Customs, angrycorgicustoms@gmail.com, 58 S Railway St E - PO BOX 329, Po Box 329, MacGregor, MB, R0H0R0, CA
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
When your brain's buffering and your mouth forgot how to human — this is the shirt for you. "Battery Low: Voice Processing Offline" is for the socially drained, emotionally fried, and professionally done-with-it.
Unisex fit
Available in multiple colors and sizes
Soft AF and built for burnout
Design by Angry Corgi Customs, for the gloriously antisocial
Wear it when you're out of words but still showing up. Barely.
Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams for durability.
- Seamless design enhances style and reduces waste.
- Ribbed collar retains shape and elasticity.
- Made from soft, strong fabric ideal for printing.
- Ethically sourced cotton ensures comfort and quality.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Angry Corgi Customs, angrycorgicustoms@gmail.com, 58 S Railway St E - PO BOX 329, Po Box 329, MacGregor, MB, R0H0R0, CA
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean